The headline reads: PAMPERED Fat Cat has 31-Inch Waist. Um, no.
The story says: "The cat has, according to his owner, no interest in fish, preferring to eat six pounds of chicken and port each day."
I hope that's a typo. In addition to being obese, the cat is also boozing it up?
That's the only funny thing about this story, really. If you look at this cat, it's clear he can't groom pretty large parts of his body...and, oh yeah, do what cats do--jump from place to place. If the cat actually tried, he'd likely end up with a joint injury.